New Cadillac Commercial Idea

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 10/19/2014 at 22:39 • Filed to: ad watch

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(Neal McDonough is sitting at a table in a restaurant eating a large steak with a side of potatos. Cuts off a chunk of steak and holds it up with his fork and looks into the camera.) "You know what else makes America great? Choice." (Eats the chunk of steak.)

(Wipes mouth with napkin.) "Choice on where you eat, what you eat and how it's cooked." (Waiter comes over with the bill. Neil signs the receipt, gets up, and walks out of the restaurant.) "You also have the same choice in what you drive."

(Walks past a silver C63 AMG.) "What brand you want."

(Walks past a silver Audi RS5.) "What model you want."

(Walks past a silver M4 that is double parked.) "And how it's powered."

"So, why would you choose a Cadillac?"

(Walks up and climbs into a blue Cadillac ATS-V Coupe.) "Well, because here at Cadillac, we refuse to rest on our laurels." (Camera pans down to the new Cadillac badge on the gauges. He fires up the Cadillac and the V8 roars to life.)

(Car drives off into the distance.) "The ATS-V, from Cadillac" appears on a black screen as he says it.

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For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/19/2014 at 22:42

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...then Matt Kenseth attacks him like a spider monkey. 'Murica

itschrome > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/19/2014 at 22:43

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most effort I have seen for one bad pun in a while..

I like it!

I also miss the laurels, new logo sucks, BRING BACK MY DUCKS!

HammerheadFistpunch > itschrome 10/19/2014 at 22:44

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how about "we refuse to rest on our ducking laurels"

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > For Sweden 10/19/2014 at 22:45

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I thought it was Dale Jr who was all jacked up on Mtn Dew.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/19/2014 at 23:03

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*raises hand*

I don't get it.

Frenchlicker > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/19/2014 at 23:26

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Holy shit, why is it that major car companies do not vehemently steal ideals from Oppo and Jalopnik?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/20/2014 at 01:39

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How about one where they do like a fashion runway, but with their cars. And the audience can be like the robots that make them or something. And they can be dancing. And there's a laser light show in the background.

I'm so smart for coming up with that. It would be awesome if they actually did it.

Captain of the Enterprise > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/20/2014 at 14:44

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"What do you want for it?"